The mongrel cat came home
Holding half a head
Proceeded to show it off
To all his new found friends
He said I been where I liked
I slept with who I like
She ate me up for breakfast
She screwed me in a vice

But now I don't know why
I feel so tongue-tied

I sat in the cupboard
And wrote it down real neat
They were cheering and waving
Cheering and waving
Twitching and salivating
Like with myxomatosis
But it got edited fucked up
Strangled beaten up
Used in a photo in Time magazine
Buried in a burning black hole in Devon

I don't know why I
Feel so tongue-tied

Don't know why
I feel so skinned alive

My thoughts are misguided and a little naive
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
You should put me in a home
Or you should put me down
I got myxomatosis
I got myxomatosis

Yeah no one likes a smart ass
but we all like stars
But that wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason
He shook hands with the cripples and
He gave them all milk
He did a few card tricks
For his mafia geeks but now

I don't know why I
Feel so tongue-tied
Don't know why
I feel so skinned alive