Drag him out your window
Dragging out your dead
Singing I miss you, snakes and ladders
Flip the lid, out pops the cracker
Smacks you in the head
Knifes you in the neck
Kicks you in the teeth
Steel toe caps
Takes all your credit cards

Get up, get the gunge
Get the eggs
Get the flan in the face
The flan in the face
The flan in the face

Dance you fucker dance you fucker
Don't you dare, don't you dare
Don't you flan in the face

Take it with the love is given
Take it with a pinch of salt
Take it to the taxman

Let me back let me back
I promise to be good
Don't look in the mirror
At the face you don't recognize

Help me call the doctor
Put me inside, put me inside
Put me inside, put me inside
Put me inside

I keep the wolf from the door,
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom
But I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops

No no no no no no no...

Walking like giant cranes, ah
With my x ray eyes I strip you naked
In a tight little world and why are you on the list?
Stepford wives who are we to complain?

Investments and dealers, investments and dealers
Cold wives and mistresses
Cold wives and sunday papers
City boys in first class
Don't know we're born little
Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Born and raised for the job
Someone else always does always pick it up
Get over get up get over
Turn the tape off

I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children, if I don't pay the ransom
But I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops

So I'm just gonna