Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show
You coulda called me up to say good luck
You coulda called me back, you stupid f***
Why was I the last to know?

First date, we ate sushi and
It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That’s the last thing I heard from you
I left tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was no more room
You didn’t show, that was so uncool
You could’ve called me back

So I guess this means that we're not friends anymore
I heard, it's me your asking for
I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show
You coulda called me up to say good luck
You coulda called me back, you stupid f***

Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know

After the date, I wouldn’t go home with you
I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you
You tried to get me to do things I just won't do
Last I heard from you
Here is how I guess the story goes
You woulda came, if I was a ho
Fu-k for parts that’s just not how I roll
Move it down on the road

So I guess, we, shuldn’t be friends anymore
Sick of hearing that it’s me you’re asking for
Cause I thought I’d see you at the show
You said you’d go!

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show
You coulda called me up to say good luck
You coulda called me back, you stupid f***

Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know

You thought you knew me
I guess you didn’t
You thought you had me
I think you didn’t
You thought you knew me
I guess you didn’t

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show
You coulda called me up to say good luck
You coulda called me back, you stupid f***

Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know

Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know

The last to know
Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know

You could’ve called me up

The last to know