Phineas: How could we be naughty
when I thought we'd been so nice?
Isabella: Could we have been blinded
to some little hidden vice?
Baljeet: Did our visions of sugarplums
not dance like they should?
Phineas: I'm rackin' my brain here
I really thought we were good

Phineas, Baljeet and Isabella
I know you've got that list, and I know you check it twice
But could you check it again
'cause it seems to me we were all pretty nice

Phineas: All except for Buford
'cause he's got that whole "last minute reprieve" theory
Buford: It's going to work. You watch

Phineas, Isabella, Baljeet
Candace and Jeremy: Where did we go wrong?
Please tell me
Where did we go wrong?
Where did we go
Phineas and Isabella: Won't somebody tell me
All: Where did we go wrong?

Demo Version
How could we be naughty
When I thought we've been so nice
Could we have been blinded
By some little hidden vice
I had imagined our decorations
Were haphazard and shining
But even if that weren't the case
You count that as naughty
Santa, oh please Santa
Could you please tell us why
The entire Tri-State Area
Doesn't seem to follow file?

Where did we go wrong
Please tell me
Where did we go wrong
Was our holly not jolly?
Was our mistletoe not green?
You see where we're sleeping
When we have a bad dream
Did our visions of sugarplums
Not dance like they should
I'm racking my brain here
I really thought we were good!

I know you got that list
And I know you check it twice
But can you check it again
Because it seems to me we were all pretty nice
Well, all except for Buford
because he has got that last-minute reprieve theory
It's gonna work. You watch

Where did we go wrong
Please tell me
Where did we go wrong
Where did we go
Where did we go
Where did we go wrong?