Back in class, Evil 101
I always had so much fun
Though the one who advised me, openly despised me
Still, I always tried to be number one

Well, I wanted a mentor to share my world view
But I got a tormentor, I was hated, it's true
Now I have one more chance, and it could mean my advancement
So there's only one thing I must do

I must impress my professor
He's got to be good
I must impress my professor
He's misunderstood
Ooh, ooh
He needs validation for his evil creation
Like any good evil scientist would

I... must... impress my professor to be a success
He... must... impress his professor to be a success
Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey
Or he will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey
In the eyes of this person
Whose opinion may worsen
If my evil invention's not great

I must impress my professor
Impress his professor
Di must impress my professor
Impress his professor
I must impress my professor
Before it's too late!