I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down
You can try, but you can't stop me 'cause I'm gaining ground
I'm light on my feet and I'm quick to the punch
I had a heavy breakfast, but a real light lunch
I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb, I'm me

I'm rough-and-tumble, I'm the one to beat
I'm a fresh coat of blacktop burnin' at your feet
I've got a poisonous sting, when I rain I pour
I'm the best of the best, I'm the soup du jour

I'm smooth as glass, and sharp as a tack, I'm me
I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack, I'm me

I'm a strong woman, fast-talking, big-bad-dog walking
High falutin', drum-beatin', foot stompin', corn-poppin'
Speeding locomotive that just won't stop!
I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top!

I'm a crowd pleasin', head spinnin'
Winnin' in the ninth inning
Whip-lashing, record-smashin'
Black-tie party crashing!

Cyclone of fun, I'm an army of one!
I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot cross bun!

I've got you beat by a nose at the finish line
I'm a semi truck driven with a scent of pine
I'm the cold hard walls of a prison cell
I'm a winter trip to the Wisconsin Dells
I'm a blood-red rose with a string of thorns, I'm me!
I'm a heart-shaped locket on a cold steel chain, I'm me!
I'm a big haymaker in a title fight
I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite
I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night!

I'm me! (x5)