Perry, you know you are a boy's best friend
You're more than just a passing trend
You're like a treat from a candy store

Oh, Perry, we love you more than ice cream cakes
We love you more than bugs and snakes
We love you more than all things mentioned before

Oh, Perry, you're extraordinary
You're kinda short and hairy
The color of a blueberry
Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella: Yes, Perry!

All: So come home Perry
Come home Perry, come home

Phineas: Hey, Candace, why don't you sing one?

Candace: Um... Oh Perry, I think it's kind of scary
I can't find you anywhere-y
It fills me with despair-y?

Oh, Perry! I'm allergic to dairy
I'm gonna move to the prairie
And change my name to Larry

Phineas: Larry?
Candace: I ran out of rhymes, alright?

Crowd: She'll change her name to Larry!
Larry!
Phineas: Larry!

All: So come home Perry
Come home Perry, come home

So come home Perry
Come home Perry, come home!

Phineas, Ferb and Candace: Come home Perry, come home!