Somewhere out across that skyline
Maybe down some lonely street
There is a boy with anger issues
Without whom I am incomplete

Who will give me wedgies now
Now that we're so far apart?
I have got to get him back somehow
There is a bully-sized hole
A bully-sized hole
A bully-sized hole in my heart

Buford: Who will I give noogies to
And tease for being so smart?
I just don't know what to do
There's a nerd-shaped hole in my heart
There's a nerd-shaped hole
Baljeet: A bully-sized hole
Both: A big honkin' hole in my heart