I'm an artist honey
you'll see me sometimes
making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
Costume changes
performed with poise
Dancing in formation
with a couple of boys
I take them on the road
with my reel-to-reels
I'm an artist honey
You know how that feels?

It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes

It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes

It's all about wonder
the power to be
like thunder expressing electricity

It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes

Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes

Call it performance
call it art
I call it disaster
if the tapes don't start
I've put all my life
into live lip-sync
I'm an artist honey
You gonna get me a drink?

It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes

It's all about wonder
the power to be
like thunder expressing electricity

It's the greatest show
with the best effects
since Disco-Tex
and the Sexelettes

Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes