I was a misanthrope on the end of a rope
I spent 20 years, 6 years on dope
Takin' a piss while givin' up hope
I lived a lifetime 6 years on dope
I was a human trash can,
shortening my life span
Live fast die tan, I think that was the plan
Savin' all my money
for a one way ticket to Afghanistan

I was a ezoobeson drunk
Strung out on junk, live fast die punk
I thought I was sunk from gin swillin'
And fish tank penicillin
I was a moron bro with impetigo
A pleased as punch Dog Patch Wino
Casual sex and herpes complex
Now I'm on Interferon and Valtrex

I was a child adult, a walking insult
Every shot got more difficult
I was a teenage trash bin,
a breathing mannequin
A caustic cause who musta loved sufferin'
Do pinhole eyes romanticize heroin
I was a moron bro, a circus sideshow
A dying slow Dog Patch Wino