[Intro]:
Real cool.
Real, real cool.

[Verse 1]:
Hey there weatherman,
What's your name?
Hey, hey.
In this corporation,
Your predictions are high roller's game.

[Hook]:
Put your hands together for the pony scene.
There's a boat with a sail and some real whip cream.
Ladies on the winning team,
Hear all the boy's karaoke scream.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ooh, ooh.
Real cool.

[Chorus]:
Get your cute thing out on the floor, Joe.
Baby, watch yourself and the records,
And no, we don't mess around,
When it comes to being fabulous.
We are real cool,
Keep it real cool.

Real cool.
Huh, huh.
Real, real cool.
Real cool.
Huh, huh.
Real cool.
Huh, huh.
Real cool.
Huh, huh.
Real cool.

[Hook]:
Put your hands together for the pony scene,
There's a boat with a sail and some real whip cream.
Ladies on the winning team,
Hear all the boy's karaoke scream.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ooh, ooh.
Keep that shit real cool.

[Chorus]:
Get your cute thing out on the floor, Joe.
Baby, watch yourself and the records,
And no, we don't mess around,
When it comes to being fabulous.
We are real cool,
Keep it real cool.

[Verse 2]:
Hey there weather girl,
What's your name?
She's some kind of tramp,
With fuzzy hands and a smoking chain.

[Hook]:
Put your hands together for the pony scene,
There's a boat with a sail and some real whip cream.
Ladies on the winning team,
Hear all the boy's karaoke scream.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ooh, ooh.
Keep that shit real cool.

[Chorus]:
Get your cute thing out on the floor, Joe.
Baby, watch yourself and the records,
And no, we don't mess around,
When it comes to being fabulous.
We are real cool,
Keep it real cool.

[Outro]:
Real cool.
Huh, huh.
Real, real cool.
Real cool.
Huh, huh.
Real cool.