Love at first sight, lasts all night
Baby from the moment you opened my fly
It's been alright, for my gesundheit
Baby from the moment you crossed my eye
Here it comes, here it comes
I don't know where to go, it's a sadomasochism.

Sharper than a razor she hurts me with a laser-beam
Medieval server, she do me no favour in between
She stole, she stole my hard-earned money.

I got the straps on, you're having your fun
Baby from the moment you beat my drum
It's been alright, for my gesundheit
Baby from the moment you opened my eye
Here it comes, here it comes
I don't know where to go, it's a sadomasochism.

Sharper than a razor she hurts me with a laser-beam
Medieval server, she do me no favour in between
She stole, she stole my dignity

Burnin' leather, keeps her together
Burnin' leather, keeps her together
Burnin' leather, keeps her together
Burnin' leather, keeps her together