Ain't shady baby I'm hot
Like the prodigal son
Pick a petal, eeny meeny miny mo
Hey flower, you're the chosen one

Well your left hand's free
And your right's in a grip
With another left hand
Watch his right hand slip
Towards his gun, oh no

I tackle, we tussle
And oh my days we're rolling
My right hand's gripped on his
Colt single action army
Oh no

Well your left hand's free
And your right's in a grip
With another left hand
Watch his right hand slip
Towards his gun, oh no

N-E-O, O-M-G, gee whiz
Girl you're the one for me
Though your man is bigger than I am
All oh my days he disagrees
Oh no

Well my left hand's free
Well my left hand's free

Ain't shady baby I'm hot
Like the prodigal son
Pick a petal, eeny meeny miny mo
Hey flower, you're the chosen one

Well your left hand's free
Well my left hand's free [x4]
Oh no