Get on your backstep where you belong
Leave your shirt and tie undone
Cajun twister all night long

You fight so hard to get your name
What big eyes you got grandma
On every tongue in every brain
What big eyes you got grandma
How the hell can you compain?
What big eyes you got grandma
Privacy's gone down the drain

Get on the backstep where you belong
Leave your shirt and tie undone
Cajun twister all night long
Pay attention

You fight so hard to get your name
What big ears you got grandma
On every tongue in every brain
What big ears you got grandma
How the hell can you complain?
What big ears you got grandma
Privacy's gone down the drain

You fight so hard to get your name
What a big mouth you got grandma
On every tongue in every brain
What a big mouth you got grandma
How the hell can you complain?
What a big mouth you got grandma
Privacy's gone down the drain

Get on your backstep...

You fight so hard to get your name
Please don't eat my leg grandma
On every tongue in every brain
Please don't eat my leg grandma
How the hell can you complain?
What a bore you popstars are
Privacy's gone down the drain